The Rural Life
For this weeks episode i’ve written a song about a German farmer who wanted a wife, he didn’t have time to go and meet anyone so he just stuck an advert up at the end of his drive and was inundated...
View ArticleDon’t Feed The Bears
This weeks episode is the tale of Mary Musselman, an 81 year old former gym teacher from Florida who has been thrown in jail for feeding bears from her back garden and endangering the lives of her...
View ArticleThe Tubestrike Blues
This weeks episode was inspired by seeing photos and reports of thousands of people across London being unable to travel because of the tubestrike. As a commuter myself I fet complelled to write a song...
View ArticleSandbag
This weeks episode is about the extensive flooding in the UK. If you feel like leaving me some feedback please email me at rustymonuments@gmail.com
View ArticleTheft From Above!
Hi! This weeks song is about a poor 92 yeard old pensioner Reenee, who lives in Bexhill on Sea. She went outside to feed the birds, she thought she’d have a biscuit and then when she opened her mouth a...
View ArticleMoney Down The Drain
This weeks episode is about a guy who dropped $20 down a drain in Oklahoma. He crawled down a manhole to get it back and was stuck there for two days!!
View ArticleCattack!
This weeks episode is a song about some people who ended up trapped in their bedroom after their cat went crazy, they had to call the police to get them out. If you have any feedback, idea, questions...
View ArticleSelfie Destruction
This weeks song is about an incident in a museum in Milan, where a statue was destroyed by a student who climed on it in order to take a selfie. Thanks for taking the time to listen to this, tell your...
View ArticleQuick Drawn
This weeks episode is about an incident where some workers called the police on a man who looked like he had a gun, turned out it was a tattoo of a gun. Any ideas, feedback etc… email...
View ArticleHole Lot Of Trouble
This weeks song/episode is about a pothole repair team who got stuck in a pothole. In Detroit. Thanks for listening. Any feedback, ideas, etc… drop me an email rustymonuments@gmail.com
View ArticleSmooth Move
This weeks song is about a million jars of peanut butter that are being buried in a landfill in new mexico. You can email me with any feedback, ideas etc…at rustymonuments@gmail.com
View ArticleRunning Water
This weeks song is about the Sheffield half-marathon, which seconds before it was due to start was cancelled due to a lack of water for the runners. The runners ran it anyway and local people came to...
View ArticleFarmed Robbery
This weeks song is about a man who tried rob a store using a potato disguised as a gun. Any feedback or ideas email me - rustymonuments@gmail.com
View ArticleRump-a-splint
This weeks song is about a poor woman who got 1000 splinters stuck in her bottom at an Englebert Humpadink concert.
View ArticleHigh As A Fright
Three guys were washing the windows on the 49th floor of a skyscraper when the platform they were on collapsed. I wrote a song about it. This song.
View ArticleHot Chip
This weeks episode contanis a song i wrote about 40,000 pounds of Burger Kings fries going up in flames when a lorry caught fire in Maine
View ArticleGo Westeros
This weeks song is about season 4 of Game of Thrones SPOILER ALERT Dont listen if you have yet to watch it!
View ArticleCooker Spaniel
This weeks episode is about a dog in New Jersey who turned a cooker on and set fire to a house
View ArticleOrientalk
This weeks song is about a lad from Australia who woke from a coma speaking fluent Mandarin. For reals!
View ArticleDon’t Fear The Beard
This weeks episode is about a college in Utah where the students are trying to overturn a rule banning beards.
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